theme song!
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This site is quickly collecting the bestest fan base ever. Request a totally obscure song, and voilà! It appears. Hooray! f*cking c*nts now has a theme song:
I might be a Cunt, but I'm not a Fucking Cunt — TISM
Not that the lyrics actually have anything to do with the real "theme" of the site, but the title! The title!
*love*
Lyrics: I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.
I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?
I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
Stupid Aussie
22nd May 2008 at 11:53 pm | permalink |Dude, I want this. Release it for download plzkthx?
26th May 2008 at 1:01 pm | permalink |Lovely - like leonardo in the fucking renaissance. I mean it - you rule.
17th June 2008 at 7:29 pm | permalink |@Thomas: No, funny aussie. ;-)
@Stardust: Wish I could, but I don't have distribution rights.
@Rev. Breedlove: lol … that wasn't the comparison that came to mind for me, but glad you like it. :-)
17th June 2008 at 8:34 pm | permalink |haha is this an Australian site?
17th September 2008 at 4:59 am | permalink |fuck yeah
@lorin: Nope, Alaskan. :-) But after naming the site, and then hearing about that song, how could I not post it? hehehe
17th September 2008 at 2:02 pm | permalink |The biggest spamme… *cough* poster is Australian though =p
*wave*
18th September 2008 at 12:06 am | permalink |TISM FTW OMG LOL Z0R
I love the completely inexplicable use of the Singing Nun.
15th October 2008 at 3:25 pm | permalink |